The critics
rave:
"The
Turkish Wizard of Oz" is, without debate, the single stupidest
production in the history of motion pictures...and also the most
entertaining. "
Phil Hall
Film Threat
"Highlights (of the
'Turkish Star Wars') include an evil wizard Darth Vader rip-off in a
brightly-colored mask who gets split in two at the film's conclusion and
a giant cardboard robot which goes around and squashes small children to
death! I certainly didn't see that in George Lucas' kiddie-friendly
film. The evil minions include furry red and black monsters, a giant
growling Chewbacca-type creature with no discernable head, mummies,
zombies, robot soldiers and old-fashioned skeleton horsemen."
Grim Reaper's MovieGuide
TURKISH TURKEYS!
If these movies didn't already exist, we couldn't possibly invent them!
The Turkish film industry has a proud (well, actually shameless) tradition of remaking Hollywood classics on a budget that wouldn't pay for lunch for a typical Hollywood movie crew. Now you can host your own Mystery Science Theatre party with these incredibly awful and hilarious rip-offs from the Turkey film factories.
Available now on DVD --
Five Golden Turkeys from Turkey!
Indulge in these guilty pleasures:
- Turkish Wizard of Oz
- Turkish Star Wars
- Turkish E.T.
- Turkish Exorcist
- Turkish Superman
SEE . . . The Tin Man portrayed as a fruity homosexual!
SEE . . . E.T. played by a midget wearing a garbage bag!
SEE . . . The most incredible spray of pea-soup puke in the history of the cinema!
SEE . . . Darth Vader enter his space chamber with his evil robot, an upside-down garbage can on top of a garbage can with a water cooler and a police siren on top of that.
You won't believe how incredibly bad - and how much fun - these Turkish stinkers are.
You can order them for only $19.95 each, plus $4 Priority Mail shipping.
